THE LEGAL DEFENSE MIXED CASE
$185.00
Legally balanced to imply innocence in any silent confrontation. Contains 6 reds and 6 whites, curated for maximum obfuscation.
THE TANTRUM MITIGATION KIT
$210.00
Specifically designed to de-escalate high-pressure toddler-style tantrums through structural aroma and non-verbal flavor profiles.
THE LIABILITY LIMITER SELECTION
$245.00
A premium assortment of 15 bottles engineered to limit personal responsibility during silent breakdowns. 100% compliance certified.